What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:24

You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service